I can feel my tubes tying themselves..

It's funny that with each passing decade, kids will always be kids.. It's just the decade that changes what they are into at the tender ages of 3 and up. They still don't like vegetables, they hate when you make them brush their teeth, and they don't want to go to bed at 8pm. They have amazing bullshit protectors on their little ears that make you crazy when they don't listen, and they have doe-faces expressions that melt you when they are upset or crying. You sometimes watch them when they sleep, just because they look so peaceful, and you tell everyone that your life became much more fullfilling since you have had children..

I THINK I AM INCAPABLE OF LOVING A CHILD, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I COULD STRANGLE THE LITTLE SNOT-NOSED BRATS!!! I think something is wrong with me!

I feel none of these things for children! None at all. The only child I truly love and care for is my darling nephew (don't get me wrong, I have friends who have children, all of whom I love and care for). Could it be that this all changes when you have your own, because they are yours? I guess I will know when I decide to have a child just before my eggs are about to dry up... I dunno, what do you think??



Cute aren't they? But you can hear the screams just by looking at this photo. These kids are about 75 now, so karma is a real bitch.